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*hides face and peeks through fingers* Nope this is too damn hot. Hamlet behave yourself.

(via johntyler-metacrisis)



Cynthia opened her eyes as she felt delicate fingers pressing and rubbing into her freckled shoulder. She looked up to see Sally behind her, looking down at her. She smiled , stroking Aarons head as he fed on her breast. “ That feels really nice, love..” she said to her.

Cynthia giggled as she looked from Aaron to Sally. “So they are! Ahaha!” She chuckled, stroking his head softly, “Chatty little boy…”. The brunette brushed her locks over her shoulder. “Mama can talk to you all day , My little Bunny! “She cooed to Aaron , feeling him relax as he fed. She had an endless smile on her face, adoring the infant. “Is Holly trying on her costume? ” she looked to Sally as she asked.

She thought about it for a moment, looking off towards the hall. A small thump and a whine about the fabric let her know that she was indeed working on it. That silly girl would probably be stuck inside it soon and would come out asking for help even though she had insisted that she could do it on her own like a big girl. "She is. I can hear her fussing."





(Source: iraffiruse, via wingsandcoffins)

“I don’t need more security, I need answers”


"Well that’s not my department, nor will I make it such."


"What a lot of good you are. Tell me, what is it that you do then besides fanny around?"


"Mug shot!"




Sally looked from the screen that was airing her friend’s face rather largely and loudly to look at the actual face. He seemed rather normal, even if he was a tad bit odd around the edges. Everyone she knew was. Would she consider him dangerous like the news reporter was saying though? Not a chance. Maybe if someone was holding up the queue at the tea shop but other than that.. no. Not him. But she still had a plan to get a bit of a rise out of him. “So.. what’d you do this time, rob a poor grannie of her cat?”

Sally raised herself off the offensively red chair that she was sitting in and went into the kitchen. In the fridge she managed to find lots of fruit, cheese, and for some odd reason rashers of bacon. There was a whole pile of them in one corner. Strange.. she didn’t remember buying bacon. She gave the meat a shrug and went back to digging around.

"I’ve got fruit, cheese, pepsi, tea, whatsits, and apparently bacon."

When she returns, they’re up off their feet, glowering at the TV, muttering insults under their breath, and what sounds suspiciously like the words ‘I’m not male…’ They turn towards her, forcing a smile, before plopping themselves back down on the couch.

'Anything but the… bacon, yeah? I'm a vegetarian. Also quite a lot of sugar to go in the tea would be brilliant…'

She put on the pistachio green banged up kettle that someone’s grannie probably had at one point and leaned on the counter. There was something he wasn’t saying. It was driving her mad. Normally, she could handle his little quips here and there. Didn’t really bother her any , but with him being on the news and all.. it was different.

"You going to tell me what you did then?"




Cynthia opened her eyes as she felt delicate fingers pressing and rubbing into her freckled shoulder. She looked up to see Sally behind her, looking down at her. She smiled , stroking Aarons head as he fed on her breast. “ That feels really nice, love..” she said to her.

Sally smiled softly down at the two with a full and happy heart. She remembered feeding Holly when she was that small. Now, there was a new child. A lovely, gorgeous boy. Nothing could be better than their family of four. She vowed to take care of all of them.

Cynthia hummed in relaxation, looking back down at the newborn. She giggled a little ,seeing how fast he was suckling. “Now, now…you’ll hurt yourself sweetheart, slow down…” she whispered to him. The brunette just felt complete happiness as well, so in love with her new life. Her new family.

"You know.. when babies suckle like that and then they take a momentary break it’s their beginning of understanding conversational styles. They’ll want you to address them before they continue as if you were sharing a conversation. Brilliant tikes…,"She kept at the massage as she rambled happily,"He’s got a lot to say Mama."

Forrest Gump Sentence Starters


(Submitted by lilyofthevxlley)

  • "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get"
  • "Run, ___, run!"
  • "Stupid is as stupid does"
  • “You have to do the best with what God gave you.”
  • "You have got to put the past behind you before you can move on”
  • “Listen, you promise me something, OK? Just if you’re ever in trouble, don’t be brave. You just run, OK? Just run away.”
  • “What’s normal anyways?”
  • “I never thanked you for saving my life.”
  • “What’s my destiny?”
  • “You’re gonna have to figure that out for yourself.”
  • “We go together like peas and carrots.”
  • “I wish I could’ve been there with you.”
  • “Why are you so good to me?”
  • “You’re my girl!”
  • “I’ll always be your girl.”
  • “That’s all I have to say about that.”
  • “He/She should not be hitting you, ____.”
  • “You can’t keep trying to rescue me all the time.”
  • “They’re sendin’ me to Vietnam…”

Pulp Fiction Ask Meme

  • "Does he look like a bitch?"
  • "Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch?"
  • "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
  • "You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?"
  • "I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?"
  • "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
  • "Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."
  • "But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."
  • "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is."
  • "They call it a Royale with cheese."
  • "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
  • "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
  • "I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?"
  • "I love you, Pumpkin."
  • "I love you, Honey Bunny."
  • "Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?"
  • "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."
  • "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?"
  • "I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
  • "I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more."
  • "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
  • "This is some serious gourmet shit!"
  • "Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit."
  • "I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take."
  • "That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
  • "I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."
  • "It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker."
  • "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack."
  • "I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me"
  • "Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh."
  • "Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character."
  • "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
  • "I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me."
  • "I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker."
  • "I have to go powder my nose."
  • "Bitch, be cool!"
  • "Any time of the day is a good time for pie."
  • "Man, I don't even have an opinion."

Sexting Sentence Meme

  • [text]: Are you touching yourself?
  • [text]: Be nice or I won’t send you pics.
  • [text]: Have you touched yourself today?
  • [text]: Hey baby, wanna ride on an airship? ;)
  • [text]: How many fingers in are you?
  • [text]: I hope you weren’t planning on getting much sleep tonight.
  • [text]: I think I don’t have enough pictures of cum on your face.
  • [text]: I wish I could taste you right now.
  • [text]: I won’t bother asking you what you’re wearing because all I’ll be doing is taking them off.
  • [text]: I’m bringing handcuffs.
  • [text]: I’m coming home early, be ready for me.
  • [text]: I’ve been thinking about you all day.
  • [text]: I’ve been touching myself all day.
  • [text]: It doesn’t feel as good as you, but it’ll do until you get here.
  • [text]: Prep yourself for me, I’ll be there in ten minutes.
  • [text]: Roommate just left, they aren’t here for another week~
  • [text]: Send me pictures.
  • [text]: Take all your clothes off. I want you to be ready when I get home.
  • [text]: Tell me you’re a bad girl/boy.
  • [text]: You thinking of me?

(Source: inboxmemethings)